vriskanon: kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt. damn son
summits: awesomephilia: Wait for it… [0:04] This was 1000x funnier than I thought it’d be.
americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
dietchola: this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
westbor0baptistchurch: Seeing people having fun without u.
ashazzminscreed: omfgcate: dqdbpb: we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means? #ITS GONNA BE MAY HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Scale of Everything →
solsticeretouch: How small is a nucleus and how big is the universe? If your answers were really small and really big, chances are imagining the relation of size is foreign to you. I love this website because it’s easy to operate, view, and learn from. It puts ‘size’ into perspective and you’ll soon realize you’re not as special as you thought. I’m kidding! You’re a special snowflake. ...
harlequinjade: I thought a truck was about to crash into us and I instinctively said “wHOA THERE BUCKAROO” I could have died and those would have been my last words
durational: people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
gameandwatch: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
WHEN I DONT FEEL WELL AND TELL MY FRIENDS TO GO...
ozzyosborntodie: “i’m so full….hey do you want these fries?”
The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to...– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via thatkindofwoman)
No Male Ever: Yeah I really like her but she doesn't have a thigh gap
I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does...– Maya Angelou (via larmoyante)